Exit quickly by the door
Say good night to one and all
Goodbye my old friend, it’s time for you to go
I know you’ll be blue, but I can’t miss you
Because it’s time for you go
Goodbye my old friend, it’s time for you to leave
I know you’ll feel sad, but I can’t feel bad
Because it’s time for you to leave
You’re a dark smudge on the day
You’re a piss stain in my life
You’re a constant source of sorrow
You’re a constant source of strife
You’re a fat man on the bus
You’re a black bit in my chips
You’re a rusting blunt tin-opener
You’re the stamp that doesn’t stick
You’re a Frenchman in my head
You’re a long post office queue
You’re a holiday in Weston
So now I’ve got to say adieu